PatchesWatch: Kibbles and Cuddles

I'm beginning to think Patches is intentionally not having her babies just to make me mad. I want the kittens! Not to mention, Patches, you're putting a cramp in my Croatia plans. Pop 'em out already, God.

As I await kittens today, I will be making gnocchi from scratch and leveling my night elf druid in the Howling Fjord.